This story is not a full word for word. It’s not that I don’t remember what was said it’s the fact that I was blacking out when they were talking and only came in and out of my own little world on some key words that I unfortunately happen to hear.

Jabba: Hay Beavis

*I start blacking out*

Beavis: …I am stupid…Waste of life…

Jabba: …Care bears…I love them…you know?

Beavis: Yea me too that’s why I love them too…furry

Jabba: I just…so I can feel the fur on me.

Beavis: We should totally…Halloween

*at this point I come out of my world then I started to put the missing words in place*

Jabba: That is a great idea; we should dress up as Care Bears for Halloween. I think it would be cute.

Beavis: *laughs* Yea I am sure we could find some costumes our size somewhere and go trick or treating. It sounds like fun!

*yep not a miss-read, fucking Care bears*

Jabba: We could come to work dressed in our Care Bear costumes and we could both hug m!Lk together.

*I turn around and look at both of them as they stare back at me both with grins that just scream I am a waste of air*

m!Lk: I swear to god, if any of you touch me I will set your ass on fire and watch you scream as you burn to death.

*at this point the grin from their face is gone and is quickly replaced with both of their jaws dropped and the look of holy shit, did he just say that.*

What made this even better is that I had a blank stare on my face and did not stop looking at both of them until Jabba just walked away and Beavis turned around. The pure satisfaction I got from the look on both of their faces was priceless. They never did buy the Care Bear costumes and I from what I overheard from their daily high school flirting conversations is that they spent it together watching High School Musical or some shit. Anyway here is a photo of what they may have looked like if they had dressed up as the Care Bears. Enjoy.