Jabba: Hay Beavis, we should go skydiving.

Beavis: Yea, I have done it and it was allot of fun.

Jabba: We should plan out a weekend and go. Maybe we can even take m!Lk. Hay m!Lk, you want to go skydiving with us?

m!Lk: Will both of you be wearing a working parachute?

Beavis: *Laughs* Well yea.

m!Lk: Then no…

Jabba: That’s not very nice.

And yet another attempt to let them know just how much I hate both of them and yet they still don’t get it.

So BigL has been telling me about this stuff called Bacon Salt. Well when he told me about it at first I started to laugh, I did not think anyone in their right mind would make such a thing. I mean this is a fat mans wet dream, bacon + salt are you joking me? Where the hell do I sign up for my heart-attack? Well today he puts this little package of Bacon Salt on my desk and no shit this stuff is real. So I went to there website to see what all they make and get this shit, they make something called Baconnaise. Yep you guessed it Bacon + Mayonnaise. Now this is a true sad moment in my life when I saw this, are we such fat asses that we really need shit that taste like bacon? I vote yes! Fuck you, Bacon is awesome!