Okay, here is some information you will need to know before I tell this story about Clindos. First off he is around 6’5 330lbs of “dear god please don’t rape me”. As you can tell he is a vary large guy, me on the other hand am around 6 feet 240ish, so I am not a small guy just not as big as Clindos. Well as you can tell from my past story’s I like to fuck around with everyone, even more so with my friends.

Okay, with that out of the way let me tell you about his personalty. He is a good hearted guy, who cares about everyone…he thinks he is a fucking druid or something. I have only seen this guy really pissed off once in the 3 or so years I have been hanging around with him. Also I think he is borderline gay.

Vince, Clindos, and myself all go to some place called Cheddars to get some food and grab some beers before we head back to class. Vince orders a Budweiser, I order a Corona and Clindos orders an Apple Martini. Well 2mins later the waiter comes back with our beers but tells Clindos that the bartender is “putting the finishing touches” on his drink and the waiter walks away. Clindos then reports to us that this place makes really good Apple Martini’s but he thinks the bartender is gay. As I am sure you guessed by now Vince and myself are making fun of Clindos on how gay he is. Well finally the bartender came over with his drink. Now let me stop here to describe the bartender. He looked like a cross from “The Crying Game” and “Brokeback Mountain” (I have never seen Brokeback Mountain but Clindos has and he said it was a “Touching Movie”. Now The Crying Game I will have to go into another time).

The bartender looks at Clindos and says “Do you like your Appletini’s sweet?”. Clindos response with “Yes I do, why?”, then the bartender licks the rim of the glass and says “there now its sweet”. Vince and myself are at a lost of words, how you could do something like that to someone that is this big and looks like he could pick you up and yell “Clindos smash” and then end your life. Now at this point we are thinking Clindos is about to go nuts and just are kicking the shit out of this clown but he doesn’t, he says thank you and drinks it. We asked him why he would drink it after someone just licked the rim of his drink and Clindos says “he seemed like a nice guy and I wanted my Appletini”.

Now Clindos likes to play it off like this never happen but I like to tell this story to random people we meet, I get the feeling by the death treats I receive from him that he does not like it when I do that.

m!Lk: Hay, you know this guy let a gay dude lick the rim of his Appletini?

Random Person: What?

m!Lk: Yea, some random flaming gay bartender asked him if he liked his Appletinis sweet then licked the rim of the glass and this big fuck drank it.

Clindos: I will end you m!Lk.

m!Lk: What if I had a Appletine and licked the rim would you drink it and let me live?

Clindos: I hate you.

*On a side note, I have no problem with homosexuals and I feel the same way about them as I feel about black people. You should have at least one who is your friend so you can always say “oh yea I got nothing on (insert race and or sexuality here), one of my best friends is (insert race and or sexuality here)”.*