Here are a few things that were said to me over the last few days by Beavis and Jabba and Army.

Beavis: Hay m!Lk, we should go out mudding in your Jeep.

m!Lk: No

Beavis: ahh why not. The wheels are round and bouncy like rubber.

m!Lk: Like rubber?

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Beavis: Monkeys are awesome!

Jabba: Yea, monkeys have brown eyes like me!

m!Lk: Wow

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One of our  IT admins (We will call her Boots)walked around and setup a new rule to lock or screens after 15mins of no activity so we would have to re-log back in, now keep in mind Beavis and myself both worth in IT and this is what he said….

Beavis: Why are they doing this?

m!Lk: People are stupid and leaving their PCs unlocked over night.

Beavis: So?

m!Lk: Well, there is information that we don’t want people to get their hands on.

Beavis: Oh, so what happens after 15mins?

m!Lk: Really…..? Okay never-mind. It will lock your PC and you will have to re-log in.

Beavis: Oh, so what password do I use?

m!Lk: Wow, ummm go ask Boots.

Beavis: OK.

15mins Later….

Beavis: Boots told me to go away. So what password do I use? The one I normally use?

m!Lk: *laughs* Yea, that would be the one.

Beavis: Oh

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OK I come in on Sunday to work my shift and find that it is a little hot over in our work area. I look up at the vent and find that Beavis had put tape over the air duck. So I ripped it down and left it on his desk. Well a few days later I get to have this conversation….

Jabba: Was it hot over the weekend m!Lk?

*Keep in mind I am working on a project and are balls deep into it so I don’t really put two and two together*

m!Lk: Yea I guess.

Jabba: Well, I saw that you took down the tap over the air vent. You know Beavis gets really cold over here and gets sick.

m!Lk: And I should care because?

Jadda: Well someone is in a grumpy mode.

m!Lk: No your just bothering me with things I don’t care about. That air duck supplies air to this area and I don’t see why we have to suffer because he “gets sick”.

Jadda: I will just go tell the owner of the company then.

Yep she went to go tattle on me.

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OK let me tell you a little bit about Army. He is ex-Army (as I am sure you could guess by the name), he is normally a really nice guy and I talk to him just about every day. Now he tells me stories about what Beavis says to him and how stupid he is. This one has to be the best one he has told me. Oh and on a side note you will need to know he is black or you will not get the last part of it.

Army: Yea, something is wrong with that boy.

m!Lk: You have no idea.

Army: Oh did I tell you he asked me if I had a monkey?

m!Lk: *laugh* What?

Army: Yea, he said he had some bananas for it.

m!Lk: *laugh* WTF, I would have pulled the race card on that.