Why is Everyone Always Picking on Me?

Feb
9

*I am sitting at my desk not saying a word, then this happens*

Beavis: Hay m!Lk

*Ahhh fuck now what…*

m!Lk: Yes Beavis?

Beavis: Did you ever get picked on in high school?

m!Lk: I am sorry what?

Beavis: You know in high school did kids pick on you?

m!Lk: No, I was not a loser in high school. Why do you ask?

Beavis: Well i got picked on allot in high school.

*At this point I am holding back what I really want to say which is “Was it because you’re a fucking moron?“*

m!Lk: Wow, that’s great.

*I then turn around in hopes that he stops talking. In my case, no such luck.*

Beavis: Yea, they picked on me allot because I was a really big nerd.

m!Lk: That’s nice….

Now I tell you this for one of two reasons. One being that he is a fucking moron and two he called himself a nerd. Now this is the definition of a “Nerd”…

  1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person
  2. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.

Now he thinks he was a nerd due to him being smart….well we all know that is out the window seeing how he is about as smart as Corky from “Life Goes On”. So I am guessing they picked on the little cock sucker due to him being a fucking moron and he is just to stupid to pick up on that. Oh and I think I found Beavis rock band. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY

 

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